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Uma gets good guffaw, courtesy of nose-job rumors

Uma Thurman is wrinkling her pretty nose at rumors that she's had rhinoplasty
, reports The New York Daily News.

Avid Uma-watchers are convinced that her schnoz has become suspiciously thinner.

"She used to have that little ball at the tip," one observer says.

The sword-wielding star of "Kill Bill" was amused when asked if she'd gone under the knife.

"Maybe I should have had a nose job a long time ago," she said. "But I think it's a little late in my career to do it now. But if anyone has any good doctors to recommend, let me know."

Chronicling celebrity plastic surgeries is our favorite People Column pastime, so you can imagine our sophomoric glee upon hearing this rumor. However, after scanning at least 50 photos of Uma over the years, we have determined that her nose looks ... altered at times because of A) the shade of her spray-on tan, B) the shade and cut of her blonde 'do, C) plump pregnancy face vs. thin thespian face and finally, D) the taste and skill of her makeup artist at the time.

Meanwhile, Thurman, famous for her liberal views, has some unsolicited advice for President Bush.

"He should have his own show," she says. "He's a very charismatic guy. He's funny."

The actress suggests that Bush join her in show business because "I really wish he wasn't running the country. I didn't want him to be elected, but I hoped he wouldn't do a bad job. I have to say it's been less than impressive."

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